Megan Fox is Free!

This article is proof that there’s still justice in our world: Megan Fox has dumped fiancé Brian Austin Green!

If you don’t know who Megan Fox is then let me introduce you to her: Megan was the smoking tan goddess Mikaela Banes in the 2007 mega blockbuster movie Transformers, she was the love interest of Shia LaBeouf’s character, Sam Witwicky. Megan is currently the hottest 20 something girl in the entire world and was voted as the 2008 Sexiest Woman in the World by men’s mag FHM. Not only is Megan a Fox, she’s also a Mynx!

As for Brian Austin Green… well, he is nothing but a has-been (harsh comment spews mainly out of envy). He played the character David Silver in the defunct 90s hit TV series Beverly Hills 90210. That’s pretty much his only claim to fame. That plus the fact that he bagged the hotness of Megan Fox – which makes him one of the most hated men in the world. That is until now.

According to sources, Megan Fox (The MegaFox) has been recently spotted around almost always flying solo – or at the very least not in the arms of Mr. 90210. And in all those occasions that she’s out, she’s also not wearing her engagement ring! Hooray! I can already hear the masses rejoice. And by masses I meant the entire single male population of the world.

The rumors that have been going around for months are now confirmed: the engagement is off and the four-year relationship is over. Apparently, the 22 year old kitten has realized that she is just too young to settle down. Also, it doesn’t help that Brian Austin Green is 33 years old and that they are already making a spinoff of his old TV series - considering that it’s already a classic. Most of the upcoming stars of that spinoff are probably the same age as Megan.

She shouldn’t have been engaged in the first place. But who could blame Green for trying? Who would in their right mind let a girl like this get away:

“I really enjoy having sex, and that’s offensive to some people. I’m young and have a lot of hormones - I’m always in the mood! But I like sex with one person when I’m in a relationship. Sex with random people who I’ve met at clubs is not really my thing.”

Yes, she actually said that - which is unbelievable coming from someone who looks like this:
With an attitude towards lovemaking like hers, who needs marriage?

Based on my complex mathematics, they were already together way back when Megan was still 18 years old! Brian was 29 then.

According to a close insider: “Megan still cares about Brian, but she now realizes she’s too young to marry him.”

She still cares for him because he is her elder! Don’t get us wrong, we are not anti-Brian Austin Green (although when we learned about their relationship there was hate), we also feel that Megan Fox is just too young to get married. Period. There’s so much future ahead of her; all of which will probably go to waste if she became the wife of Green – or of anybody else for that matter.

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