Ashlee Simpson’s Dad is a Pimp!

Ok, so Ashlee Simpson is in fact expecting a baby after all – and as early as now her dad Joe is selling rights to her unborn baby’s pics to glossies all over!

Keeping his fingers crossed that his daughter will chase the path paved by Nicole, Xtina and JLo by scoring huge cash for getting her baby on the cover. And according to an ‘industry insider’ Joe Simpson is apparently demanding for one million dollars in exchange for the first photographs of Ashlee and Pete Wentz’s tot.

But Joe’s been having a roadblock since Ashlee and Pete just aren’t big star quality enough to trap that amount of money! And according to a certain magazine editor their baby’s pics would be worth about $60,000…

He’s also planning to pimp pictures of Ashlee and Pete’s forthcoming marriage ceremony too – Joe needs an above average haggling methods because it seems like her girl isn’t such a sought after celeb after all!

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