“No to Kids!” -George Clooney

A good career, beautiful kids and more than enough cash is a dream come true for many happy couples. But not for Cranky ol’ Cloons!

George Clooney admitted that he will never ever marry nor have kids – and those kids like Brad and Angie’s repel him more!

George says that “Even one kid running around my villa makes me nervous, so I’m definitely not a candidate for father of the year!”

“If I need to surround myself with children and feel like I have this big extended family, I can always call Brad and Angie and ask them to stay with me, just to remind me why I’m so happy without.”

He’s not even considering to invite his A-list buddies to his Italian villa this summer because he thinks he can’t fit the Jolie-Pitt clan inside.

He told Heat magazine: “I really don’t have enough space for all their children. Also, Brad and Angelina need a security deal of about 20 guys wearing dark suits and carrying walkie-talkies, and that tends to attract attention.”